Illusions chapter 29: bonus content
So I’ve been thinking about chapter 29 and how it isn’t written yet, and I’ve felt bad about that. I don’t have a chapter yet, but here is a bit from Fíli’s POV for you that is linked to what will actually be in the chapter!
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Do you ever have a conversation with someone new and then you’re like
I’m making friends
i really miss the thing where people edited nigel thornberry’s face onto everything like that was the pinnacle of internet humor
that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon. When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.
I can’t make stuff like this up.
Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!
What… a…. graceful creature
"goodbye friend I am gone"
ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
UGH NO BUT UGH LOOK AT THEM
IN THAT FIRST ONE KILI IS ALL “WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BROTHER U LIL BITCH”
AND THEN IN THE SECOND ONE FILI’S LIKE “NO YOU GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY BBY BRO”